“We have colonized the galaxy, at least a small part of it. There is not a square inch of Earth that we have not lived in, or peed on. You can’t find us everywhere on this planet, but can find our waste everywhere on this planet.”
“Let’s make a map of places where humans haven’t peed. There’s gotta be some places, like in Antartica, Sahara. Though I would argue that if you pee in a river, you technically peed into the ocean.”
“Here’s a question, if you peed in the Indian ocean, does that mean you peed into the cloud?”
“It’s also gonna end up in the rain that’s going to end up in your own head.”
“I’m fascinated that we’ve peed in all the seven continents.”
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